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Sniff my butt!!
03.15.04 (2:17 pm)   [edit]
Milo: That german shepherd next door, Cindy, wants me. I can tell.

Melvin: Please. She's in heat. She'll take anybody; even that butt ugly pug, Rhino, that lives down the road.

Milo: NO! Say it ain't so.

Melvin: Hey, I'm just trying to make sure you don't get a head of yourself. Besides, you're a mutt. No way in hell her parents will let you near her.

Milo: Bummer.

Melvin: Don't worry, I'll let you sniff my butt when I'm done with her.

Milo: YOU BASTARD!!!
 
Doggone Good!
02.28.04 (11:34 am)   [edit]
Milo was comfortable where he was, on the couch, chewing on what seemed like the perfect chew toy but what really was Mommy's favorite chenille cushion. Hearing the chewing noises Melvin ran in from the kitchen to join in on the fun. He skidded on the living room rug and hit the couch with a loud thud.

"What's going on down there, boys?" Mommy yelled from upstairs.

Milo and Melvin looked at each other in fear. Mommy would be coming downstairs soon and she'd want her cushion back. They didn't want to lose their new toy. Suddenly there was a noise from upstairs. A door opened.

"Shit!" Milo yelped. "Here you take the cushion!"

"No, you take it!" Melvin replied, trying to distance himself.

Now they could hear Mommy's footsteps as she approached the top of the stairs. Milo took the cushion and stuffed it under the couch.

"No you lazy dog! She'll look for it there." Melvin growled.

"Shit!" Milo yelped, taking the cushion into the kitchen. Melvin followed.

"Hide it under the kitchen table and stand in front of it." Milo did as he was told and Melvin stood beside him to further shield the cushion from Mommy's eyes.

Now Mommy could be heard in the livingroom. She had turned on the television. That obnoxious Jay Leno was on. Milo could not tolerate his sqeaky voice or the fake laugh of Kevin Eubanks.

"Mel! Milo! Come in here." Mommy seemed upset.

"Shit!" Milo whispered. "We forgot to take up the rest of the stuffing!"

"Ugh! I don't know why I ever get involved with your nonsense. Mommy's gonna kill us for sure."

"I'm not going in there." Milo barked. Mommy heard him and rushed into the kitchen.

"Whatever happens Milo, we stick together!" Melvin barked.

"I'm with you all the way, Mel." Milo replied.

As soon as Mommy entered the kitchen and glared at them, Milo ran to her feet and started liking her toes and crawling on his belly, "It wasn't me Mommy! It was all Mel's idea. I swear!"

"Way to go, you bastard!!" Melvin snarled under his breath.
 
Coming soon....
02.13.04 (2:41 pm)   [edit]
The Intrepid Adventures of Milo and Melvin!!